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Joke of the Day
"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
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"I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it's not made of metal at all."
"A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME AGE ADDRESS etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''"
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"
"What do you get if you run in front of a car? A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted"
"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"
"Coworker: I was named after my grandfather. Me: Of course you were, he was born first."
"I just got a girl pregnant, now ill finally have a little brother."
"I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave. It's not my fault they had no Windows"
"What is Minion's favourite brand? Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~"