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Joke of the Day
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
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"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"
"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."
"What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers)."
"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."
"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."
"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches."
"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"
"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."