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Joke of the Day

"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."

"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."

"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"

"What's the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once."

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""

"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""

"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... he says "" Gimme a Beer ... and a Mop !"

"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"