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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"
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"My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me."
"A satanist asked why I would 420 blaze it, When i could 180 and praise it."
"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."
"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."
"That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with ""that awkward moment"" & I slap their face with my dong."
"Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock stops responding to me after I bang it"
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it could happen!"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"
"Anagram It told me to nag a ram."