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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."

"Rock-a-bye-baby is my favorite nursery rhyme about the tragic consequences of putting babies in trees."

"Why don't plumbers ride bikes? Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack"

"The Purge: American Cops For just 365 nights a year, murder is legal!"

"My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner."

"Dayum girl are you a dell notebook? Because you set my dick on fire when you stay on my lap."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."

"In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying"

"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"

"If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name"