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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"

"I feel pretty smart until I realize the wild ducks I'm surprised by on my neighbor's lawn are metal lawn ornaments he's had for 5 years."

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"A Man was Fishing in the Jungle After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes, lots,"" replied the first one, ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"