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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"

"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"

"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"

"So I said to Rhianna, ""what is it Chris Brown does that 's so attractive?"", and she said,... ""Beats me!""."

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"Ever have sex with a schizophrenic? It's fucking crazy."

"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."

"How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon"

"Whelp. It's December. That time of year when I have zero excuse for being so sweaty."

"Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words."