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Joke of the Day

"Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed"

"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""

"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."

"what did the peanut say to the squirrel ??? he said im hungry and I'm as tired as a tree"

"Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow."

"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"

"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."

"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"

"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"