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Joke of the Day

"Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service."

"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"

"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."

"I ejaculated in my girlfriend's face. She never saw it coming. She's blind."

"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."