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Joke of the Day
"Is it ok to have sex with a third cousin? I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
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"I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him ""No jerk!"" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16."
"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"
"""Calm down"" I suggested. ""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT CALM?"" she carved in the side of my truck."
"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."
"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."
"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."
"Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court... The judge asks, ""So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?"" Mickey replies, ""No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."""
"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."
"A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard"