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Joke of the Day

"God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich."

"What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? The shiitalkie mushroom."

"Why were piggy banks made? To keep the Jews away from the money"

"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."

"""yes I'm very good in bed"" *folds blanket and neatly props up pillow* *pillow falls over* ""Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"""

".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"

"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor"

"I was driving earlier and a guy pulled out right in front of me... Those idiots could have caused a crash!"

"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."