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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"

"Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars."

"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."

"What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters? They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities."

"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."

"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."

"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"

"2000 pounds of crap music = 1 reggaeton."

"I have 3 moods: - Skips every song on my iPod. - Lets the music play without interruption. - Plays the same song on repeat for days."