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Joke of the Day

"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"

"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? You give them a couple of test-tickles."

"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold."

"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."

"At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself"

"Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."