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Joke of the Day
"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."
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"I heard somewhere that... You only remember things that you read, is that true?"
"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."
"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons."
"I could never be in a hardcore band because I'd feel awkward putting a sticker up in every bathroom stall I enter."
"You're so ugly that when they went looking for flight MH370 black box they found your vagina"
"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."