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Joke of the Day

"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."

"I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White's first baby was born a dwarf."

"To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake, hah, in your face."

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"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."

"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"