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Joke of the Day
"Now..a cheaper way to express your love...-E-cards !"
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"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"
"Irish I was a lil bit smaller. Irish I was a leprechaun baller. Irish I had a shamrock & a hat, & endless gold coins in a big black cauldron"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"
"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"
"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""
"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"
"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."
"Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby."