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Joke of the Day
"Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby."
Next Joke
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house."
"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"
"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""
"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"Women defy physics. The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling ""You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"""
"I take my women like i take my stairs. Two at a time."
"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."