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Joke of the Day

"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"

"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"

"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."

"If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President... He could only lose to paper."

"They say 9 or 10 is a good age to tell your kid they were adopted, but only IF they were adopted."

"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""

"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."

"me: *tries to help old lady cross the street* old lady: I have a boyfriend."