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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"
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"wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?"
"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."
"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."
"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"
"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."
"A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."