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Joke of the Day
"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"
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"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"
"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."
"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."
"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"
"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"
"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""
"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."