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Joke of the Day
"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"
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"I just spent $100 at Whole Foods. This better be a damn good bag of Almonds."
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"When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !"
"TIFU by not posting in the correct subreddit."