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Joke of the Day
"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."
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"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice thing to hear in church. And a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"
"My version of cyber-bullying is running around inside a Starbucks slamming people's laptops shut."
"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"
"What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk? An udder failure."
"Whoever named the diaper did a lot better than whoever named sweatshirts."
"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."
"I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood."