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Joke of the Day

"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."

"I had 2 big surprises today. The first one was that the Thai massage centre at the bottom of my road is actually a brothel..."

"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."

"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."

"My dad installed new LED bulbs in his home. I started seeing him in a new light after that."

"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."

"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""

"We'll probably get a raging Boehner after the State of the Union address tonight."

"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"

"Kevin Bacon likes to play Six Degrees of Everybody Else."