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Joke of the Day

"I had 2 big surprises today. The first one was that the Thai massage centre at the bottom of my road is actually a brothel..."

"The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit in a coffin for you while you take off to party island."

"I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like ""I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"""

"I one the sandwich."

"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."

"What type of grapes do Indians like? Gangrapes"

"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"

"Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone."