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Joke of the Day

"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""

"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."

"What do you call a hot girl in Germany ? Tourist"

"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... ...Free"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."