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Joke of the Day

"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."

"Not to toot my own horn but.. I got my bottom 2 ribs removed"

"""I don't want you to freak out, but..."" - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works"

"Most of adulthood is getting upset over not being invited to things that you wouldn't have gone to even if you were invited"

"Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege"

"If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet."

"Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work."

"What's 16 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Obama's Tie."

"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."