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Joke of the Day

"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."

"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"

"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"

"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"

"Want to know why the call my penis the 'Truth'? The 'Truth' hurts"

"This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday. Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe."

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"

"LPT: If a non-Redditor sends you a funny pic/video on Facebook, don't tell them you already saw it last week on Reddit. You don't want them to finally realize you're a neckbeard."

"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"