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Joke of the Day

"[doorbell] 4: *opens door Hi, is your mom home? 4: she's in the tower mom: whispers from behind door ""no no no it's SHOWER not tower!"""

"Someday, I wish Twitter will come up with a new & useful feature for once, like a sarcasm indicator for the ones who never get it."

"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattracitve... ...eventually they would find me attractive."

"A thing of booty is a joy foreva..."

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"Children are the ultimate invaders: they steal all your resources & then try to convince the original inhabitants to worship their weird art"

"i asked my girlfriend what she would do if i won the lottery She said: i would take half of it and run away Then i replied: ok i won 10 dollars here's 5 now get the fuck out"

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""

"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."