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Joke of the Day

"Someday, I wish Twitter will come up with a new & useful feature for once, like a sarcasm indicator for the ones who never get it."

"I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun."

"Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push."

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery."

"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"My friend is anti-semantic... He never writes anymore edit: (semantic refers to words for those who don't get it.)"