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Joke of the Day

"""Did you bring your LIST?"" -Everyone who sees Craig at the supermarket, probably"

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is."

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit"

"What do you call a German virgin? Guttentight."

"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."

"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"

"Dentist: when was the last time you flossed? Me: bro, you were there."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""