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Joke of the Day
"Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams."
Next Joke
"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."
"One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove? A tampon."
"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"
"I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave."
"My first time having sex... was like my first time riding a bike, with my dad holding me from behind"
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"