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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"
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"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"
"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."
"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What did King Midas say to get peoples attention? Eh you!!"
"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."
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