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Joke of the Day
"Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed? He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral."
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"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."
"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."
"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies under the front wheels of your vehicle."
"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."
"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"
"*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL"
"One day you're going to meet the girl of your dreams And she won't want your money She won't want your house, or your car She won't want you either ;)"
"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"