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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."

"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."

"What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE"

"Tips on how to get girls Tip 1. Don't be ugly."

"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""

"Here's a joke My life"

"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"

"Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep."

"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."

"I never get tired of my old Tweets getting RT'd so I know musicians never get tired of hearing their songs being played on the radio."