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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""

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"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"
"Every time Mila Kunis comes on my TV I do too"
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"
"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"
"new pet ideas: an egg with hair on, small bear, tictac size baby cats, frog with wheels"
"What's the best thing about having insomnia? Only one nights sleep til Christmas!"
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."
"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"