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Joke of the Day
"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."
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"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."
"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"
"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."
"Lick the corner of your mouth. The corner. JUST the CORNER. God damn it Diane do you want to be America's Next Top Model or the Hamburglar"
"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""
"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"
"I went to a conference for leg less woman, that place was crawling with pussy."
"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."
"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"