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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."

"What's harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin."

"Wife [walking into house]: Ummm.. Me: [recreating ""You Better Shape Up Scene"" from Grease with my dog dressed as Sandy]: You're home early."

"Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!"""

"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"

"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"

"What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame? It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame."

"Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years."

"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."