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Joke of the Day

"Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, ""hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"""

"Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"

"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."

"Why do Native Americans have such good hearing? They have engineers"

"We're not lost We're on Lo St"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"

"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"

"My wife said she wanted 12"" hard So I gave her four inches three times and slapped her ass."

"Does liking a sad status update mean I'm sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?"