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Joke of the Day
"Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin"
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"How do you tell if a cat is a creative thinker? They shit outside the box."
"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"
"What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? Double jointed"
"Tea makes everything great,even meth. Cos without T,meth is just meh."
"Just forgot the word 'bagel' and had to say, ""round toast donut."" I think I'm having a stroke."
"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."
"What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!"""
"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"