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Joke of the Day

"How do you tittilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."

"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"Adrian Peterson got a new job... he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new ""switch hitter"""

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down"

"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."

"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."

"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."

"What's worse than having spiders on your piano? Having crabs on your organ."

"I don't make typos. I make new words."