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Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."

"If my wife made whiskey, I'd love her still."

"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."

"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."

"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"

"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"

"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"

"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."

"A magnet walks into a bar...., what does he order? Nothing... he's still stuck to the entrance."