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Joke of the Day
"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."
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"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"
"BIRD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."
"A friend that steals your tortilla chips is nacho friend."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"
"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"
"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."
"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Filled the tank up with petrol today. Now all the fish are dead."