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Joke of the Day
"What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens"
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"Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets."
"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."
"The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head. and now its in yours too. Your welcome."
"I tried to join the mile high club once But nobody gave a flying fuck."
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"
"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"
"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"
"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."