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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."
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"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."
"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"
"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"
"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"
"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."
"The highest form of flattery A plateau"
"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."
"Today is your reminder that April Fool's is exactly 9 months away. Time to start preparing your pranks and jokes. Especially if that joke is a child."