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Joke of the Day
"What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net."
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"I could lose 120 pounds in less than a week, but apparently there's some kind of silly NewYork law against killing your ex."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? Headline read: Small Medium at Large"
"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."
"Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees."
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (I'm sorry)"
"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."
"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."