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Joke of the Day

"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

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"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"Ugh my boyfriend's all ""Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos"" and ""Stop snap-chatting my Mom"" and ""Stop calling me your boyfriend"""
"Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like."
"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."
"Kiwis are just lemons that forgot to shave."
"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."
"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."
"Met two guys named Andre coincidentally It was a real double ent""andre"""
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