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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
Next Joke
"I never shower. No hobo."
"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."
"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."
"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"
"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"
"My last job was circumcising elephants The pay wasn't great but the tips were huge."
"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"