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Joke of the Day
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (I'm sorry)"
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"For logic-based beings. !!... Who's there? Same as before."
"So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day."
"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there.. He replies, ""Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"""
"I need a joke. I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one."
"I've just brought a donut shaped pancake.... Holy Crepe."
"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"
"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."