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Joke of the Day

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."

"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"

"What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving."

"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."

"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."

"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"

"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"

"Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since."

"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."