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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally"

"What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college? About thirty thousand dollars a year."

"On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!"

"Valve improving their customer service."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."

"What sound does and alcohlic train make? Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out."

"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """

"Vagina jokes are not funny, Period"