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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage"
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"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
"Cajun restaurants' food is so spicy... ...that you want to wash your hands before you use the bathroom."
"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."
"Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?"
"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"